elven – oh ya… nearly forgot where u work… lol. When my laptop really dying liao I will look for u… LOL.

ruth – why don u give me $5 each day if I never say? Can motivate me not to say it wat… LOL.

otaku – no need u pray I also can pass. =p. pay for ur meal? I dunno pay for how many of ur meals liao. When is your turn to treat me? Now month just start… don jia jia say no $$. LOL. Why use ice cream to replace those words? Renovate room u surely cannot one la… u not study interior design one… U go buy Wii la… u play 5 days. then 2 days when I am not in jail u lend me… I help u use la… LOL.

slim down: go out eat. (1) help me pay. ten u wouldnt order too much food liao.

control usage of lang.: when u wan $@&^&(^#@ jus replace with “ice-cream”.

renovate room: pay me $. i help u.

wii: buy liao lend me. u 5days jail. i help u use.

1)Pass TP – Dunno true or not, pick up a small pebble at the test centre and put it below your driver seat. But it did work for me…1st time pass liao…whaha…

2)Pass 2B – Pass your driving first then talk…

3)Slim Down – Recourse go back to tekong with rank even more slack..i gurantee you…especially if you are downgraded further, I went there as recourse gained 3kg instead of losing 5kg >.<

4)Language control – 人在江湖，身不由己。Speak like a gentleman, pple think you ah kua or you trying to ‘por’ pple…Unless u talk to officer everyday like in Mindef HQ, but then again i heard the ‘top’ pple scold the 4 holy letters during meeting before also…

5)Anger control – This one, just remember there must be assholes around you to make you feel exceptionally well, so dun degrade to thier level…

6)Renovate room – Get your brother to pay for 3/4…haha..then u can achieve…

7)24″ TV – Now cheap cheap..but SAF pay difficult, unless u stay incamp everyday, eat cook house and dun go out on off days for maybe 4 months…

8)Wii – Cheap cheap…and good, best u get #7 done first..else no kick like me 19″ tv in my room onli…

9)External HDD – get a 1T one… 500+….

10)Desktop – I got lobang…you want??? Laptop also got…haha..cos you know where I work…But I get taxed on the savings…so I include the tax inside..haha…But still earn…I bought my desktop at 1K savings…due to staff price…